"YEAR ONE" CHARACTER MAP

The roster has grown substantially in the interim, including such popular characters as Keith the Pariah, Sally Nemesis, the babbling Reverend Shackleton"Andy-Bot", and Tejo/Cujo. Meanwhile, Rob went to Peru, the Banker employed his golden parachute during the 2008 market crash, and Jackie the Crank Skank died after freebasing Xanax. Tom Titor (not pictured) perished almost immediately after debuting. C'est la morte.

DELROY

Son of Rizzo & Roberta. Delroy was initially portrayed as an infant, but suddenly aged seven years because babies just aren't very interesting.

SLUGGO & SLINKO

Two goons from deep within the NSA, Sluggo & Slinko are determined to make the world a better place by tormenting Rizzo. (Based upon 100% true life experiences.)

BYRON

 Rumored to be one of Rizzo's former students,  Byron  is a societal dropout who panhandles and sells green products.

Rumored to be one of Rizzo's former students, Byron is a societal dropout who panhandles and sells green products.

ROBERTA

Roberta Rizzowski is a free-spirited, left-leaning hippie. She is a teacher, mother, and the primary wife of Rizzo.

BILL, IN PERSON

W. Bill Czolgosz is a fallen baseball mascot, failed novelist, and part-time illustrator. He enjoys meat, pharmaceuticals, and responsible anarchy. He recently opened up a retail store--Bill's Costume Shop. He lives in Rizzo's basement and collaborates on the comic strip. "Go, Reptiles!"

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RIZZO, HIMSELF

  Cragen "Rizzo" Rizzowski  is a teacher and writer, residing in Tromso, and the co-creator  (with W. Bill Czolgosz)  of the eponymous meta-comic strip.

Cragen "Rizzo" Rizzowski is a teacher and writer, residing in Tromso, and the co-creator (with W. Bill Czolgosz) of the eponymous meta-comic strip.

Group Hug

From left to right: Rizzo, Roberta, Delroy, Andy, Bill, Byron, Tweed